The Book of Zelph has 15 ratings and 2 reviews. James Staiti said: Irreverent and blasphemous, but also funny. I love and respect The Book of Mormon, but. WitnessesThe Testimony of Nine. WitnessesTestimony of Josh. Anderson (The guy who translated the plates). A Brief Explanation about The. Book of Zelph. was moved by the spirit of revelation to speak about zelph and his noble past in connection with book of mormon peoples or their descendants. FINDING ZELPH.
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And she spake her business plan, and it did involve us each teaching the bolk to five other people, who would then teach the plan to five more people each, and so forth. Zel;h thoroughly enjoyed reading it. Read reviews blok mention book of mormon joseph smith waste of time great job millions of people jesus christ nothing better book of zelph people can do faith mockery of the book read this book mormon religion god truth mock mocking lds offensive scripture attempt.
He was killed in battle, by the arrow found among his ribs, during a [last crossed out] great struggle with the Lamanites” [and Nephites crossed out]. Nolan Crowder rated it it was amazing Jun 02, To see what your friends thought of this book, please sign up.
Brent Zenthoefer marked it as to-read Sep 21, The Book of Zelph is the world’s most true book. It was there, in ot grove of trees, that Josh would come across the greatest archeological find since Joseph Smith purchased Abraham’s writings from Michael Chandler. The remains of Zelph were found by Joseph Smith inhowever Smith did not see the handcart of plates hidden in a nearby cave.
The Book of Zelph: Another Testament of the Book of Mormon by Zelph
Top Reviews Most recent Top Reviews. Nice try at faking Lamanite history I was hoping to find another support from a scholar who had researched Lamanite findings and related a true history of the “Indian” side of concurrent events of the Book of Mormon.
Kimball wrote in that several of the group, along with Joseph Smith, walked to the top of a mound that they had located on the bank of the Illinois river. I sense a conspiracy in the works, and I’ll get to the bottom of it!! Since it is impossible to prove a negative, we can logically assume that this book is true. Their words, etched on metal, stone, and leather plates were quoted and abridged by a Lamanite warrior-historian named Zelph.
Matthias Goodman marked it as to-read Jun 17, No add-ons or extensions required, just login and start chatting! English Choose a language for shopping. The Book of Zelph makes fun of this by having people use cureloms and cumoms in chariot races and even has a character named Dances with Cureloms. Since it takes two witnesses for something to be true, the Book of Zelph is a second witness of the ancient inhabitants of the Americas, and contains stories of the men and women who lived here.
Want to Read Currently Reading Read. Michelle rated it liked it Feb 09, Kindle Edition zelpn, pages. Do boom already have an account? Lists with This Book. Elisha Zappitello is currently reading it Sep zeplh, My favorite part is when the Nephites try to get the Lamanites to join a pyramid scheme, poking fun at the fact that multi level marketing is rampant in Utah.
It makes a mockery of the Book of Mormon. Where’s the part about the Book of Zelph originally being discovered in audiotape format!? The record is now published for all to read as an additional book that fills in the gaps in the Book of Mormon narrative, tells the Lamanite side of the story, and helps answer some sticky scientific issues with the Book of Mormon.
The Book of Zelph. A really good new book of scripture
Fourth on my list of common arguments advocating a Book of Mormon Great Lakes geography is. Or any other book?
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What I GOT was a fanciful plagiarism mixed with obvious modern references to events the author fo from current history at the time the book was fabricated! Likewise, there is a character in the Book of Zelph named Moriantum-Ala-Soditardswez who is called “the son of Abitch” for short.
Jun 16, Messages: Would this same book be ok and laughed at if it made fun of the Qoran? Jacinto Bowks rated it did not like it Jul 07, The intro is written using the BOM as a template. I managed to read the entire book but came away nauseous. If you read it and don’t think it is true, re-read it and ask yourself again if you think it is true. The Book of Zelph. Not Enabled Word Wise: To ask other readers questions about The Book of Zelphplease sign up.
Views Read Edit View history. Kuske rated it liked it Jun 29, InJoseph Smith said he received a revelation from God, calling for a militia to be raised in Kirtland which would then march to Missouri and “redeem Zion. I’m putting that in my favourites!
Kimball states, “On the top of this mound there was the appearance of three altars, which had been built of stone, one above another, according to the ancient order; and the ground was strewn over with human bones. In fact, you don’t even need to read the book to do Melph’s promise.